1 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:20,840 I'll tell you - you won't believe it. 2 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,080 Our great-grandmother showed up in our apartment. 3 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:24,760 From the past. Boy-baby. 4 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:27,910 What kind of family are you? You lying Caudla! 5 00:00:27,990 --> 00:00:30,290 So you are our fighter, right? Let's get serious then. 6 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:32,480 I'll help you. 7 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:34,640 But I also need your help. 8 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,920 If something happens to you, our family will disappear. 9 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,600 We didn't finish last time. 10 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,160 Where are my stones? 11 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,480 - Are you here? - Yes, right here. 12 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,480 You can sit with him while I run to get the carrier? 13 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,960 Let's do it, of course. 14 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,040 Oh. 15 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:09,560 Oops. 16 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,280 He looks like Lesha like a Christmas tree. 17 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:17,960 Why are you purring? 18 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,160 No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no! 19 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,360 Fuck it! 20 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,280 Hey you! Listen, let's get out! 21 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,360 Hey! 22 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:31,800 Kisyunechka, are you alone? 23 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,440 So, woman, I'm not your cat. 24 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,880 Well, I asked. 25 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:38,000 - Yes, he is under the chair. - Come here, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid. 26 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:39,480 It's easy to do a chick-chick there. 27 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,460 Hey, put your hands away, I'm claustrophobic. 28 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,640 Where are you taking me? 29 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:47,760 Wait, what if the car is towed away? Help! 30 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:48,840 Yes, Christmas trees! 31 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:59,600 Well, cat, now we'll cut it off your bells, 32 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,080 so that you no longer run away from your mistress. 33 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,200 Breakfast! 34 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:50,960 We had breakfast, damn it. 35 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,560 - Hello. - Hello. 36 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:01,560 - Am I at the wrong time? - No, no, no. 37 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,360 Come in. Come in. 38 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,360 Thank you. 39 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:13,680 I was just trying to cook pancakes. 40 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,360 Here. Yes. 41 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,160 Breakfast for children. 42 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,120 - Oh, this is for you. - Oh, thank you. 43 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,645 - Let me help? - No, no, I myself. 44 00:03:24,725 --> 00:03:27,449 Oh, yes, yes, yes. Let's go here, excuse me. 45 00:03:27,529 --> 00:03:28,760 Here's the hook. 46 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:29,840 Thank you. 47 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,800 - My favorites. - Great. 48 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,451 Here. 49 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,760 Sorry, I'm a little messy here. 50 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:41,011 I generally love to cook but today I overdid it a little. 51 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:46,880 Oh, sorry. 52 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:54,720 Or maybe I can help you? 53 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,200 Let's. 54 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,160 Apron? 55 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,320 Yes. Let's. 56 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:02,920 So where is he? 57 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:08,800 Good morning. 58 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,520 Van Gogh, let's go, let's go. 59 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,779 Good morning! 60 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,563 I've never slept so much in my life! 61 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:22,631 So. 62 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:24,735 Please. 63 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,657 Well, bon appetit. 64 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,400 Where is the food here? 65 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,040 What, don’t like it? 66 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,040 Well, do you want us to order your kulebyaki? 67 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,900 - Burgers? - Now. 68 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,240 Yes, hello. 69 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,480 I was able to see it, yes. 70 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,140 Well, that was expected. 71 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,230 Now, one second, I'll check my schedule. 72 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,840 Yes, exactly, yes. There is just a free window. 73 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,646 Yes, yes. See you. 74 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,200 Varya! 75 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,880 The gallery liked my photos. 76 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:09,920 That is, your photos. Okay, I'll have to run away. 77 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,520 Do you mind that face will be used, right? 78 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,800 Didn't understand. 79 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:17,360 Forget it. So, the courier will arrive and you will pay. 80 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:18,840 So. 81 00:05:19,747 --> 00:05:21,440 All. I went. 82 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,520 Good luck. 83 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:39,640 Hello. This is for you. 84 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,560 Gosh, am I the only one who sees this? 85 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,880 - Lena, my daughter. - Very nice. 86 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:49,080 - Natalya Nikolaevna. - Yes, I see that it’s not Semyon Semyonovich. 87 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,280 - Natalya, she... - Nikolaevna. 88 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,360 Nikolaevna. 89 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,451 - Consults me. - Yes. 90 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,440 Is that what they call it now? 91 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,520 Cool. 92 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,160 Flax. 93 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:03,240 Have you ever thought that Carlson swims faster, 94 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,560 than it flies, well, especially on its back. 95 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,080 Sorry, can I ask a question? 96 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:16,400 And when you consult, are you protecting yourself? 97 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,160 Yes, Lena, 98 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:22,626 Would you go and call Varya? otherwise the pancakes will cool down. 99 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,365 Dad, come on, otherwise I’m because of this Varya today 100 00:06:26,445 --> 00:06:28,080 I slept on a cot all night. 101 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,400 - Well, you'll get some sleep. - Dad. 102 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:31,960 You locked it. 103 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,040 I locked it. 104 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:35,960 It's a long story. 105 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,200 So. 106 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:49,726 - Sorry. - Our strongman. 107 00:06:49,806 --> 00:06:50,655 Yes. 108 00:06:50,735 --> 00:06:54,480 Lena, you and I are somehow unsuccessful started our acquaintance. 109 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,800 Natalya, it would be better if we they didn’t start it at all. 110 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,446 Eat some candy, please. 111 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,080 Mother-change! 112 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,760 Varvara ran away! 113 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,157 So, Lena, quickly, stop time. 114 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,200 Dad, are you running a fever, or what? 115 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:12,600 He says stop time. Well, that's it in general. 116 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,880 Didn't take your pills? 117 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,925 How many times have I told you, I need to take pills. 118 00:07:16,005 --> 00:07:18,800 - Drink. - Gosha, Natalya Nikolaevna knows everything. 119 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:19,760 Get hurt. 120 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,600 Let's go to Malakhov again, We'll tell everyone. Dad! 121 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,560 I’m just helping Vasily Mikhailovich look for the fifth stone. 122 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:29,360 Natalya, it seems to me There is no stone in my mother's apron. 123 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,440 Lena, we need to urgently look for Varvara! 124 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,440 Dad, let us find her, let us find her. What will happen to her? 125 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,920 Nothing will happen to her. She'll get knocked up by someone. 126 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,440 I will disappear, you will disappear. 127 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,080 So, Gosha, you are smart. 128 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,555 Try to find it on the Internet somehow. 129 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,712 So, I’ll call Lyosha. Doctor's son. 130 00:07:48,233 --> 00:07:50,960 Let him hit the hospitals. 131 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:52,120 What about me? 132 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,600 And you learn with adults it's okay to talk. 133 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:58,714 And then post advertisements all over the city. 134 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,920 Dad, are you serious? Maybe I’ll write to the newspaper? 135 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,920 And write to the newspaper. Exactly. Well done. 136 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,387 And Natalya Nikolaevna and I, let's Shall we look for it in the car the old fashioned way? 137 00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:09,280 Yes. What if she comes back? 138 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,643 Yes. Can you stay here? 139 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,120 - Oh, well, I feel somehow uncomfortable. - Well, please. 140 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,280 Fine. 141 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:19,480 It’s inconvenient when children look like their neighbors. 142 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,840 Lena! 143 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,440 Sorry, what do you mean? 144 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:26,040 She wanted to say that everything was very tasty. 145 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,160 Is it true. Thank you. 146 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,536 If anything, call. Pancakes. 147 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:36,084 Well, here we are. 148 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,350 Do you want to tell me something? Do you want to tell me something? 149 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,560 Damn it. 150 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,320 Katya, what applications? 151 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,200 I'm still officially married. 152 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:13,920 What if we make peace? 153 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,320 So that's the whole point of the joke. 154 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:20,285 Lyoshka will find out now that you have another man, 155 00:09:20,365 --> 00:09:21,925 it will spin, it will spin. 156 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,800 What if you find someone better? 157 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,000 It's pure win-win here. 158 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,000 I don't know, it seems to me There are only worried people sitting there. 159 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:32,810 We need these too. To raise self-esteem. 160 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,960 Let's fill out the form. 161 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,680 - Age? - Thirty five. 162 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,350 No one will give you more than thirty. 163 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,960 - We need to take a photo. - Oh, damn it, don't! 164 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,200 I'm not in salable condition. 165 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:46,960 Come on, get up. 166 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,280 Relax, grab a glass. 167 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,240 Why are you stooping like a dog? 168 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:57,320 Straighten your shoulders. 169 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Smile. 170 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,320 Yes. 171 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,280 People 172 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,976 What are you up to? Are you out of panties? 173 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,720 What about Kolka? 174 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,000 I'll provide the money, don't worry. 175 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,156 Provide for yourself first! 176 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,640 Well done, Lud. Well done. 177 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,270 He thinks he can cope without me. 178 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:34,960 OK. 179 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,600 I didn’t find myself in the trash heap either. 180 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,200 Come on, take a photo of me on your profile. 181 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,360 Well, chest forward. Unbutton the button. 182 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:50,600 Here. 183 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,400 Well, it's beautiful! 184 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,320 - Oh, Mikhailovich, hello. - Great. 185 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,040 - I hope it's coffee? - Coffee. 186 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,400 From coffee to gas station all the time you have to jump in. 187 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,720 It turns out to be unprofitable. Green tea. 188 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,320 Who drinks it anyway? 189 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,050 He said you need to see a doctor. 190 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:17,120 Listen, Yurich, I have a problem. Grandma about... 191 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,360 A relative is lost. 192 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,160 Here. First time in Moscow, no matter how bad things happen. 193 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,600 Oh, and tell Rinat. 194 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,360 - OK. - And call right away. 195 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,560 - OK. - And Svetka too. 196 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,160 - OK. - That's it, thank you. 197 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,360 Wow grandma. 198 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:35,760 I'd like one like this. 199 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,520 Yes, Vov, something urgent? 200 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,040 I didn't sleep all night. 201 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,000 In short, it seems to me what I did yesterday 202 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:01,440 Well, when I fucked up Gypsy, - this is really my purpose. 203 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,240 And a mega cool idea for a blog. 204 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,320 How do you like it? 205 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,520 - Vova, are you drunk? - No. 206 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,440 Well, I need your help. 207 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,280 I'll send you the links now for a couple of idiots 208 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,210 which also need to be put in place. 209 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,520 What kind of clothes are you wearing? 210 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,680 I'll explain later. 211 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,600 In short, come. 212 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,760 We will cut content. 213 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,640 What do you think is the best tripod to take? 214 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,470 Get the best electronic steadicam. 215 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,840 Yes, he's certainly cooler. 216 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,760 15 thousand more expensive. 217 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,240 Take it for a split and don’t worry. 218 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:33,120 - How is this? - When you pay in installments. 219 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,200 Cool. 220 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:40,640 Thank you for the idea. 221 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,880 And buy me some chips. I'll come now. 222 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,400 I am waiting. 223 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,080 Friday popslap! Let's go! 224 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,040 - Test jacket. - Thank you. 225 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,560 In short, look, this is Hard Ketchup. 226 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,340 He has five million subscribers. 227 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,760 For them, in any case, it already exists a separate cauldron in hell. 228 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:15,560 And now the reaction test! 229 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:21,520 Vovochka, I don’t understand, are you real? Are you planning to fight with these wild boars? 230 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,080 I took down the MMA champion. 231 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:26,110 I can definitely cope with two drinks. 232 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,800 On. In short, shoot everything, then we'll mount it. 233 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,120 - Are you ready? - Yeah. 234 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,600 Hi all! 235 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:40,365 If you want to rid the city of everything rabble, subscribe to my channel. 236 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,800 My name is Bekar. 237 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:45,080 And today we will put in place departed trash bloggers. 238 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,200 - Bekar? - Well, as a sign of the cancellation of the alteration. 239 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,880 Well, like “Bekar is cool, cancels sharp and flat." 240 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,000 Vova, I'm sorry, but you have a channel for nerds, right? 241 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,160 I'm not forcing you. 242 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,190 If you don't like it, I can handle it myself. 243 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,160 Wow! 244 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,160 Hey chukhans! 245 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,720 The content has arrived. 246 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,280 Kamikaze, damn it. 247 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,280 Wow! 248 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,276 - It flew into a hundred mowers in an hour. - Class. 249 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,320 Congratulations, now more popular than you only "Blue Tractor". 250 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,880 So, Vova, you can just post photos. 251 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,200 In terms of? We've just started. 252 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,880 We have to think who's next. 253 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,307 Maybe Punchboy? 254 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,760 Fresh Plato. 255 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:44,840 Stroymall. 256 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,376 Wow! 257 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,063 Varvara didn't show up? 258 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,381 Sveta just turned 46 here. 259 00:17:06,153 --> 00:17:07,547 So happy. 260 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,431 Well, yes, they noted it. 261 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,000 She was very sick. 262 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,063 Well, we all fought until the end. 263 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,640 Yes, I understand. 264 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,160 I encountered this myself. 265 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,760 - Husband? - No, son. 266 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,520 Recently we also celebrated a birthday. 267 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:28,829 Right in the hospital. 268 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:34,210 Doctors say that most likely... 269 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,860 Is there really nothing that can be done? 270 00:17:38,293 --> 00:17:41,173 You could probably rob a bank. 271 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,480 But I haven't decided yet. 272 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,280 Do you know 273 00:17:50,044 --> 00:17:51,219 I can help you. 274 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,760 Rob a bank? 275 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,366 Well, 276 00:17:55,746 --> 00:17:57,436 let this be plan B. 277 00:17:58,379 --> 00:17:59,379 Me now. 278 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,160 Where are you going? 279 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,640 Now. 280 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,720 Var, you're about to go nuts! 281 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,960 Think about it, your photos are for the exhibition... 282 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,676 I don't understand. 283 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,400 What happened? 284 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,240 I cleaned up. 285 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,760 Otherwise you live like in a stable. 286 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,692 In terms of? Where is everything? 287 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,560 So I cleaned it up and threw out the trash. 288 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,140 What kind of garbage, Varya? These were my works! 289 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:41,360 Well, you can also tell me that the chairs are painted stained - also your work. 290 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,347 Yes! 291 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:48,160 Okay, well, let's screw it up again, whatever, it takes a lot of intelligence. 292 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,360 Are you kidding me now? 293 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,440 Are you serious? 294 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,320 I didn’t understand that I shouldn’t have cleaned up? 295 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,400 You shouldn’t have come, Varya! 296 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,550 Let's take a break from the relationship, okay? 297 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,360 Oh, this is me instead of thank you? 298 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,120 OK. 299 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,920 If you like living in a bug infestation, live. 300 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,000 I'm also an artist. 301 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,200 - Yes, but now it was insulting. - Aren’t I offended?! 302 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:18,000 I've been crawling on the floor here for half a day, I caught the fish, fried it, 303 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,543 I prepared to eat for you. 304 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,360 You, you, what, did you kill Zhora? 305 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,900 - Varya! - Go to hell. 306 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,240 Where's the dog? 307 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,920 Var, where is Van Gogh? 308 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:31,920 Van Gogh! 309 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,240 Van Gogh! 310 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,760 Hello, my kittens! 311 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,360 I will participate in the selection today to an awesome stand-up festival 312 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,120 so please come support me at Standup House 313 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,920 and there will be new jokes and your old Ksyusha. 314 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,700 In short, smacks, I'm waiting for you all. Bye. 315 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,560 Well okay. 316 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,280 I am a psychologist, energy specialist. 317 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,200 I have two Shiba Inu dogs, another chameleon. 318 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,760 I am 48 years old. 319 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,353 Well, beauty? 320 00:20:04,753 --> 00:20:08,273 If you want, come to me, I'll unpack you. 321 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,480 You are so similar to my first woman. 322 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,870 May she rest in heaven. 323 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,160 Two little spiders. In a cage, of course. 324 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,556 And I have a son, Kolya. 325 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:28,040 I love him very much and I would like find a good father for him. 326 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,280 Listen, I have a client showing up here. 327 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,240 Damn, I didn't feed the turtle. 328 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,080 What do you mean the card doesn't work? 329 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,840 Oh, I forgot, all my money is in crypto. 330 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:42,906 I'll take a pill now and for two hours I am completely yours. 331 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,240 Great! 332 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,600 Well, guys, Let's have a game of poker, shall we? 333 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,160 - Maratik. - Yeah. 334 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,800 - Partey. Sanya, alone. - Fuck you, Lech. 335 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,040 I told you last time I lost all my vacation pay. 336 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,520 Do you know where I'll sunbathe now? instead of Anapa? 337 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,840 On the balcony. 338 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,960 Okay, we'll do it little by little. What are you doing? Maratik? 339 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,360 Lyokha, advice. You need to play with the pros, not with us. 340 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,440 Where can you find the pros? In Sochi, perhaps? 341 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,240 I rented an apartment there and was already broke. 342 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,640 By the way, I know one place. 343 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,200 I took a man from there with a heart attack. 344 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,980 But, it’s true, their fees are hefty. 345 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,190 Give me the address. 346 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,600 Right now. 347 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,800 Pause! Take a break! 348 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,412 What is this, this pause? 349 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,707 Well, you’ll still dance with me! 350 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,544 And I’m definitely in these clothes Will any guy like me? 351 00:22:01,968 --> 00:22:03,280 Don't hesitate. 352 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,410 Cash or card? 353 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:06,880 Map. 354 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,360 Where? Apply. 355 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,360 - What are we drinking? - What is there? 356 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,928 Daiquiri, pina colada, aperol. 357 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,640 Do you have vodka? 358 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:47,720 Eat. 359 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,536 No, I can't take them. 360 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,723 - Why? - Well, that's a lot of money. No. 361 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,440 Natasha, 362 00:23:38,673 --> 00:23:42,926 if you have even one chance save your son 363 00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,300 we must fight to the end. 364 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,239 But seriously, you'll give it away, when you rob a bank. 365 00:23:52,627 --> 00:23:53,580 Thank you. 366 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,290 You're about to break my ribs. 367 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:08,080 Could you post this amp? 368 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,200 Sorry, I forgot. That's it, here it is. 369 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,560 Everything is fine. 370 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,960 Oh, we need to look for Varvara. You can disappear, after all. 371 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,120 Yeah. Yes. 372 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,960 She's probably poor, sitting somewhere Now under the bridge, the pigeon is finishing up. 373 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,160 Are you feeling bad? 374 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,600 Is that bad?! 375 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,013 Ksenia Razumovskaya. 376 00:24:59,040 --> 00:24:59,960 Hi all. 377 00:25:01,245 --> 00:25:02,166 Hi all. 378 00:25:02,246 --> 00:25:05,458 And please clap, all those who suffers from insomnia. 379 00:25:06,262 --> 00:25:08,205 I recently complained to my psychologist, 380 00:25:08,285 --> 00:25:09,960 that I have problems sleeping. 381 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:13,547 To which she told me that she had the dog had a similar situation. 382 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,640 I asked her how they dealt with it 383 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,120 and she told me: “We put her to sleep.” 384 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,691 Okay, fine. 385 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,440 Someone is counting sheep someone is counting sheep. 386 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,280 For example, my best friend counts his exes. 387 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,605 This doesn't work very well for me. I really tried. 388 00:25:30,685 --> 00:25:32,972 Well, first of all, because there were only three of them. 389 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,440 Yes, and when it's your turn to the last, instead of wanting to sleep 390 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,280 I have a burning desire 391 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,360 develop a plan for a brutal murder. 392 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,200 - Murders. - You have a concert in Astana. 393 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,440 I have? 394 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:53,760 Oh, so I was severely poisoned, and postponed the concert. 395 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,400 I didn't even go to the airport. 396 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,960 In general, insomnia does you are a real philosopher. 397 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,680 And now you're lying in your bed, you look at the ceiling 398 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,720 and suddenly among the huge number of conspiracy theories, 399 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:12,360 worldview systems appear the same fundamental thought. 400 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,200 What if you attach a duck human lips? 401 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,520 Okay, I'll go. 402 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,450 The girl, to be honest, is very strong. 403 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,080 Well, there really is a prospect. I saw her at open microphones. 404 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,280 - Really. She can do something. -Are you staying for the banquet? 405 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,120 So I'm poisoned. 406 00:26:54,453 --> 00:26:57,053 Dear subscribers, I owe you tell me something. 407 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,000 In fact, I am an ordinary infogypsy. 408 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,920 I don't have any millions or cars. 409 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,480 To everyone who bought my course for self-development, I will return the money. 410 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:08,560 Honestly. 411 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,520 I don't advertise rates. Crypto too. 412 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,500 I don’t plan to advertise for the first year. 413 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Year? 414 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,725 Wow, I didn’t understand. 415 00:27:29,805 --> 00:27:32,520 What are you doing, another year? are you going to film these fights? 416 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:36,120 - Why not? People like it. - Vova, I don’t like it. 417 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:40,000 I didn't intend to go there with you at all dragging around so often and so much. 418 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,200 - I'm tired. - You mean tired? 419 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,580 Press a button on your phone? 420 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,840 Let's get ready and let's go. 421 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,120 We have a bunch of other characters there they threw me a personal message. 422 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:50,520 I passed. 423 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,600 Well okay. 424 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,520 Let me see you. 425 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,880 Otherwise you really don't look good. 426 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,470 Take some vitamins there. 427 00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:58,820 Hands. 428 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,080 Okay, I can do without you. 429 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,740 Just keep in mind that all the money is from advertising me then. 430 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,920 Wow, you're a fool. 431 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,310 Well, okay, I can handle it myself! 432 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:39,990 Am I dead? 433 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,600 Oh, good evening. 434 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:44,960 No, Var. 435 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,890 How much did you drink? 436 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,640 Well, I don't know. 437 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,480 I can only count to 10. 438 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,574 OK. Now if you get some air, you will feel better. 439 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:02,761 Well, if it's easier, then, well, forgive me because of the crucian carp. 440 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,215 This is not a crucian carp, this is Zhorik. 441 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,400 Okay, maybe you're right. 442 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,360 We must work so that there is no people have doubts whether it is garbage or not. 443 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,880 Well then, peace? 444 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,640 Peace, just return the map. 445 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,120 Clearly. 446 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,120 Well, Valer... 447 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,240 Nothing, nothing. 448 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,706 Well Valer... I don't want... 449 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,397 Class! 450 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,080 Hey! Midge! 451 00:30:09,239 --> 00:30:11,359 - There are questions. - What did you say? 452 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,240 Nikit, I have good news. 453 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,600 I'm looking for a job here. Can you help me write a resume? 454 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,800 There is one profession, very ancient. 455 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,160 Well, I'll work it out. 456 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,960 I'm embarrassed to ask how. 457 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,680 She purred, beauty. 458 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,397 I need to confess something to you. 459 00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:53,469 What? 460 00:30:53,549 --> 00:30:54,949 What have you done to my son? 461 00:30:55,029 --> 00:30:56,840 What kind of pebble is that in your hand? 462 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,920 Do you have any plan? 463 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,240 Eat. 464 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,420 I'll improvise.